Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The X Baby

Jon and I took our workout to Vegas with us only to be mocked by our out of shape brother in-law Matt. After Matt so rudely posted video footage that he took while sitting on the couch eating cheesecake.

Jon's rebuttal:

Wow. I officially know how Michael Phelps feels. There is always some stoner...errrr lawyer...out there secretly capturing you in your worst moments looking to piggyback their success off your good name. Matt's youtube success made it as an aside in a washed up tonight show and that small taste off fame has sent him scrambling for the next hit. Two and a half years later he has resorted to exploitations of his in-laws. 90 days will prove you wrong Brutus.

It is the power of the X that you will never have Matt. Only 60 more days to go! Just wait Matt.

I would like to share the link to the video on his blog but it was at our weaker workout moments. Hey we were on vacation working out so isn't that good enough.

6 comments:

Matt said...

Allow me to post the link for you: http://thesteeners.blogspot.com/ It's the second post down, well worth your time, dear reader. And I was not sitting on the couch eating cheesecake. I was shredding on the guitar playing rockband. Lastly, regarding your transparently false accusation of being "out of shape," I'll challenge both of you to a pull up contest any time. Judging from Jon's performance, the first one to do 3/4 of a pull up wins. BURN!!!!!!!!!

Jon said...

I believe we already had that contest the morning before the workout...as I recall you were shamed into avoiding the evening workout, waiting for the opportune moment (towards the end of the workout) to secretly film the 3/4 pull up, and to publish said video on your blog in an attempt to give your poor excuse for a blog credibility. In the words of a true YouTube legend (nodiggity1990), “Don’t hate cuz you can’t duplicate”.

Unknown said...

Ahh! You are funny. I am so looking up that blog! We go on vacation in 2 months and I am betting I wont be as faithful....but maybe. Way to go!

Heather said...

Hang in there and you'll be one hot mama at the pool this summer! You're awesome

Cheri said...

HA HA HA! That is awesome! :) Jess I think you are looking toned! ;)
Well thanks for sharing and thank you Matt for the link... Beck and Ira aren't screaming for attention they are of course exercising their lungs a much needed practice in childhood!

Jess... sorry for the no call this week. It seems my kids caught the croup via the internet. Seriously, where do they caught these sicknesses? Juliette is now feeling better and has officially passed it on to Tiger. So rain check a play date for the future via healthy kids.

Hope you all are well!

Matt said...

Are you guys expecting a son whom you intend to name Xerxes, or did you mean to entitle your post "The X, baby!" A comma sure can make a world of difference.