Salim Haman

Today, I read the news about Salim Haman, Bin Laden's driver, being found guilty of providing material support to al Qaeda. It was not the verdict that peaked my interest, but rather an awesome quote mid-way through the CNN article:

"He was taken into custody in southern Afghanistan in November 2001. Though the car he was driving contained missiles, he said from the beginning the car was borrowed and the missiles weren't his. He repeated his assertions Thursday."

So there you have it...if you ever get caught with a few missiles in your trunk, just use the classic pothead excuse. Hey man, this isn't my car...and I don't know how that pot - errrrrrrr - those missiles got in there.